The Story of Miracle Max...
Grab your banjo!

Back in the roaring 80's or 90's
when yuppies walked the Earth,
an upwardly mobile,
Pottery Barn like couple was having
one of those trendy get-together things.
Confusion ensued as they
each had forgotten the brie!
Now, like most trendy couples
they had a golden retriever named Max.
Max was smart but, with little tolerance
for his dim witted owners.
Before you could say Euro style
stainless steel, Max raced into action
pawin' and scoopin' through the fridge!
Stuff flew everywhere, landing
in a uniquely painted bowl from Italy.
Max grabbed the bowl and shook
it with all his might.
Behold "Pub Cheese & Spread!"
A miracle!
The soiree was saved!
Enjoy!